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Thursday, 27 February 2014

Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović: Walk Softly & Wear A Black Lace Dress












(Portions of the text in this post is intended to be supplementary information to elaborate on related points about Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic and black lace dresses. Some of the text are personal fashion opinions combined with verified actual real fashion, gastronomy and bikini images to elaborate on points intended to highlight the presented information about lace black dresses. All information about black lace dresses is solely for the benefit of the reader)




I was going to do a sports related post, but then thought I've been doing too many of them lately, I didn't want to do another entertainment or event type post either. Too many to mention and I've touched upon quite a few of them before anyway....


Well, it's almost guaranteed that probably most of you have never heard of Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović. In a nutshell, she currently serves as the Assistant Secretary General for Public Diplomacy at NATO She's also the first woman ever to be appointed the position of Assistant Secretary General at NATO. (Hit the links below for all the info) She assumed her position 11 years after the defeat of NATO by Serbia-Yugoslavia. On top of that she's fluent in Portuguese, so she's able to watch Joao Francisco and Joao Joao videos without the need of a translator or subtitles, it will also come in handy if attending the 2014 World Cup in Brazil this summer or when at a Satanic Disney sermon.  Now, this is not going to be a political or military themed post, I already posted previously about Kolinda and her role in NATO, and I'll leave it at that. (Although I should add, according to news sources I came across recently, numerous Serb chetnik and nationalist types in Serbia are volunteering to go and fight Ukrainian forces. (video example) It seems their hopes are high at the chance of making Kiev into another Sarajevo, turning Lviv into another Vukovar and large parts of Ukraine into another Kosovo not surprisingly. (and not even 1 bullet has been fired) If I was the Ukrainians I'd hide all the vodka bottles and daughters right about now, like I said, not surprising since they still also support Gaddafi and terrorism and pretty well any movement where they can get free liquor and pussy)..Kolinda is also part of a project with Zagreb Mayor Milan Bandić to import more niggers and wiggers into Zagreb and Croatian school systems, this will help immensely the future Croatian rap and ghetto-booty fashion scene, as she likes to shake her booty to Busta Rhymes between speaking engagements. (It's a little known fact that Kolinda is a big supporter of the niggeriazation of Croatia, as it will sell more dictionaries (rječnike i gramatike) as well as more Croatian manufactured durags. More on that Here)  Anyway, the rumour mill these days, and according to some of her statements, there are hints she may very well run for the position of Croatian President in the future. (She has been a close colleague of Brazilian President also, more on that Here, joining forces to battle the Serb and Brazilian Gay Horse Fuck & Scat film cartel) This all seemed like something worth commenting about...




Kolinda has been able to keep a trim figure, her hair shiny and her flexible bendiness over the years thanks to regular heaping bowls of her favorite dish, Portuguese chicken blood with rice. (Arroz de cabidela de galinha) Many years ago Kolinda had plans to open an eatery on the theme of a 'Pancake House', but instead it would have been a 'Cabidela House'. The eatery idea did not work out because of the high cost of chicken blood at the time, so she then attempted to become a rapper, a club DJ, a bingo caller, mall security guard, a ghetto corner store nigga-pimp and a televangelist before finally deciding on political science minoring in geography and kabuki art. 




 Kolinda highly recommends Cabidela de Miúdos de Galinha because it satisfied those midnight munchies while writing speeches and the extra collagen and hemoglobin even helped ward off wrinkles and added bounce and shininess to her hair. She credits the crunchy collagen filled chicken knuckles as the secret to her smooth youthful look and lack of body hair. At her local restaurant where she goes for the authentic good stuff, she usually likes to wash it down with a few large glasses of frothy warm draft beer and some salty Lupin beans for dessert.





Firstly, below are some images which were partially the catalyst for this informative fashion post. The fashion choices she was forced to wear for her duties were utterly horrendous and bizarre from the way I see it. (Is that a potato sack on her head? Some old washroom curtain? What is going on here anyway?) She looks like she's being interrogated at some kind of men's club or is sitting at a welfare or immigration office on a Thursday, pleading to stay in the country or asking "So, if I pop out another kid you'll give me even more benefits?"  I see similar horrendous fashion displays around here numerous times when M.P's or Mayors are out to get last minute votes with platitudes and promises of more parking and funds for more drug rehab centres, but this is supposed to be motherfucking NATO.

I became physically ill at coming across some of the other pics from Afghanistan, basically I was shocked, dismayed and found the whole situation visually disturbing and an affront to human decency, it was intolerable almost like a room full of Serbo-yugo Chetniks, who btw recently have been connected to the Boston-Marathon bombing and are now killing Ukrainians...in Ukraine. This may have something to do with all the soldiers coming back home and then killing themselves all over the place here, probably the direct result of this despicable "fashion-shock" as fashion designers call it. This is common when they come back from the many shitty 3rd world countries that nobody cares about and are only mentioned on tv when they have to, when it's on the teleprompter. (Read the teleprompter or you're fired). You know, those countries that when people with television remote controls immediately start yawning and change the channel to the ballgame, Jerry Springer or any other pointless talk show when they hear their name or see their whining unfashionable leaders always bellyaching about European western Satans this or that or one thing or another, usually in front of their strange looking unfashionable flags with their unfashionable hair styles and shabby strange looking attire/rags/pajamas, yelling with unreadable cardboard signs at all the Satans everywhere, beating their chests and waving sticks and branches)




People on the street were interviewed and asked what they thought about Kolinda's recent fashion choices.



Elsewhere people expressed opinions about the state of Kolinda's recent fashion choices as well as how it affected affairs in Afghanistan.



Excerpt from a television special asking NATO soldiers what they thought about Kolinda's Afghanistan fashion and her choice of hairstyles.






What is going on with the fashion scene there that even Kolinda is forced to look like some kind of egregious desert harlot-floozy in some deplorable curtainless and bare walled picture-photoless shack, in a land without cafe's and abundant fashionable bakeries. Why is there plastic on the chair and no electric pencil sharpener on the desk? What exactly is the fashion lesson to be learned here I ask? As Non-Serb God is not my witness, I will not stand for this tomfoolery and deplorable exhibitions of blatant fashion crimes, fashion that is about as attractive and interesting as ebola virus news. Where are the female representatives? Shopping at the local Harley Davidson store, Dorothy Perkins or Wallis? At home getting their nails done or getting a tattoo perhaps? (I know she's reading this, so I query, "Kolinda, snap-snap, what are you an Afghani now? Hate to break it to you but you are not an Afghani Kolinda and never will be") All the downtown ghetto talk and mall chit-chat revolves around everything but Afghanistan, as in nobody gives a fuck and most people don't even know where it is. Remember Kolinda, even before we joined NATO, Croatia in the 90's fought for it's existence, it's freedom from oppression and dictatorial criminals and political sysstems and extremists, and yes.... also for our fashion.




Would these Canadian Forces Army Special Ops Commando soldiers wear head coverings and/or desert attire when in Afghanistan or elsewhere? Would Canada's finest and real life in the flesh Captain Canucks pretend to be some kind of somethings from someplace else? I highly doubt it. (image from a very rare Canadian Special Ops mission)





If Kolinda was to ever become Croatian President down the road, as some analysts are predicting, then these kinds of fashion choices will have to be thrown out window as they simply will not do at all. Something had to be done and said about the state of Kolinda's NATO fashion experiments and the overall obscene fashion predicament in general. What next?, bones in her nose? a lip plate? socks and sandals? wearing pajamas in public, bell bottom jeans and turtle neck sweaters? potato sack dress? corn cob pipe? 70's corduroy jacket with elbow patches? I don't know why it is that western politicians and leaders when visiting these kinds of countries all of a sudden start dressing all weird, saying all kinds of weird things and acting all weird, like they're not worthy to even be in the country or something. Kolinda was there to help them stop massacring and destroying each other,  to help stop all the weird sounding and named groups all imploding on one another, helping to stop their collective religious suicides and absurd views contributing to their religious wars against themselves, and yet she's made to look worse than a local hobo that sleeps in a garbage bin. Shouldn't she be able to dress how she normally does and instead have them throwing rose petals where she walks, to show some kind of gratitude for helping save their country and themselves, helping to eradicate crazy extremists/terrorists? Why the hell are there no cheese and crackers on the tables at least?! (or some kind of keksi, this was perhaps the most bizarre and disturbing, insulting and outrageous image of them all, crazed mass murderers, gangsters and sicko criminals in prisons get much better food put on their table, and even they get cheese and crackers many times, John Wayne Gacy used to eat cheese and crackers in his cell all the time, Kolinda's not worthy of some cheese and crackers?) We are saving the country from themselves, from their religious implosions, from their terrorists and extremists! Someone had to tell it like it is.....





Here it looks like she's begging for some water or for them to please take the chains off, or even asking to be allowed to take the shower curtain off because it's making her head itchy. Is she afraid to take the headgear off because they might chop off her head or stone her? Quite possibly. Just what kind of blatant fashion crimes are going on here for the whole world to be shocked at anyway?  Perhaps it's just one absurd joke.






I sure as fuck hope Croatian women soldiers won't be dressing like Iranian women soldiers anytime soon now. If they do I'm going to have to start posting about Oprah or Jerry Springer Show topics, and I really don't want to go there for the sake of the readership. (It's always and at all times about the readership and benefit for the reader)




I sure as heck hope she doesn't dress like Walmart People during her next official visit to North America either. I don't even know which of the above 2 photos are worse, it's all blatant subversive fashion crimes all over the place.




Examples of some Croatian keksi that I was talking about earlier. 



I'm not sure, but this pathetically absurd image just might have something to do with it. Why do world leaders insist on dressing like people who's religion revolves around killing, beheading, stoning and bombing themselves and others? It's really not all that cool as it seems, many former Muslims are shocked at these egregious anti-freedom displays. (See what even just these former Muslims think about this, she's not impressed and probably knows more about Islam than even the 2 bedfellows below) What next? A medieval era dress and tiara crown at the next Nato meeting or a lowcut Oktoberfest Dirndl at the UN climate change meeting? Do these prople know anything about the islamic fashions that they're emulating? Anything at all? Just what the heck kind of blatant fashion crimes and logic are we forced to endure in the 21st century anyway?



Let me get this straight, if Kolinda got sent to some other country would she then have to be dressed or not dressed like them also? Perhaps even be obliged to put pineapples, plantains or other fruits up her butt so as to fit in better or portray sameness equal rights and democracy in the equal fashion world as well? That just doesn't seem appropriate for any supposed important world leader/politician or any organization role model, not even as a spokesperson for Clairol or Vidal Sassoon. Would Hugo Boss or Oscar de la Renta do the same if they were still alive today? not likely.



The logical series of events would then mean Kolinda would have to dress like these Serbs killing Ukrainians in Ukraine, in case she had to be part of some official Nato function dealing with Serbia in the future, so as to portray some kind of something in regards to fashion/political dialogue. 



And yet another example of many examples floating around, I could even do many more similar examples. What kind of absurd chicanery and shitfuckery display is this I ask the reader? Is it supposed to mean something? Waving swords and even using threatening sword gestures for what? For democracy or something democratic having to do with sword waving, stabbing and beheading rights? "It's our way or we stab you in our fashion attire and crush you under our camel hooves?" What is it with various people going around pretending to be something that they're not? (Has ol' Chuck ever even heard of Amnesty International? meh, probably not). Last I read he and Justin Trudeau were going to try and get Saudi Arabian citizenship and suck some sharia cock, good luck with that.



You see, this is also what happens when a hetero-phobe one worlder communist immigration utopianist and city social worker becomes a Prime Minister. Instead of leadership soon after 7 year olds are learning how to stick bananas and dildos up their butts to figure out what their gender is, this is just communist utopianist city social worker politics and ideals perfect for the soup kitchen, needle exchange programs and drug/alcohol rehab clinics but not for leading a country or being a leader of any country, it's ideal for being a Walmart greeter. Now even Canadian politicians and leaders are promoting "Muhamud X-mas carols" during the holiday season, this probably has something to do with the rise in popularity of those Sharia television channels, rise in home grown terrorism and extremely high Canadian soldier suicide rates, even giving big bucks to Pro-Taliban jihad rappers promoting killing of Canadian soldiers, way to go geniuses. (This is probably also why he constantly gets cat-calls at public events like "Go suck on a big fat sweaty sharia pussy and Muhamud desert smegmadick you suburban golf playing one-worlder utopianist commie!" etc). It's all just a really pathetic example of self-loathing and a dick-votes sucking fiasco. Here he is seen below with Canadian television personality Shaykh Omar Subedar who promotes stoning as well as that men should beat up their wives, among other Canadian things. No wonder he's a mega-popular media darling in Canada and in countries exporting extremists and supporting terrorism eh, as well as voted P.M. with the nicest hair in numerous national polls. 



Actually, I read that Trudeau has been visiting and praying in mosques all across Canada for years. However in March 2011 he visited a mosque in Montreal that was classified by U.S. intelligence as an al-QaEda recruitment centre. Trudeau pleaded ignorance, arguing the mosque’s link to al-Qaeda came up only after he had visited it. However as early as 2006, CBC’s Radio Canada had done a lengthy investigative report on that mosque, identifying it as a well-known centre of radical anti-West rhetoric. Trudeau also appointed a Saudi-born extremist, Omar Alghabra, to be Parliamentary Secretary to the foreign minister. That means he’s in charge of our consulates worldwide. Omar Alghabra used to run the Canadian Arab Federation, a group that is so anti-Semitic that it had its government funding cut off previously. A CBC documentary also revealed the mosque Trudeau would later visit had issued fatwas from a radical Saudi cleric asking for Muslims to kill any Muslim who does not practice the rituals of their faith. What the heck is going on with these fashionista votes hungry politicians/social workers anyway? (Does he even have a clue about what he is supporting and pretending to be? It's sure not Mickey Mouse that's fore sure). Justin Trudeau it seems is basically just a Theresa May who supports sharia for campaign contributions and votes towards better worded extremist hatespeech against himself and society for the sake of more potential votes and funds come election time. (aka guaranteed self-loathing funds and votes). This is like being employees at a McDonald's who have complaints about wages, working conditions or on the job injuries concerns, but the store manager is regularly seen eating and cajoling at the Burger King or Taco Bell on the other side of town. I'm very surprised Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan haven't yet rightfully turned their weapons on their very own commanding officers or even the P.M. himself (perhaps they're more stupid and clueless than the P.M. and politicians originally thought)...for such blatant repeated stabs in their backs and similar egregious displays by other self-loathing subversive politicians/commie utopianist social workers and their political-guru sociopath dancing. (there's no frikin way politicians/people like this define me or speak for me or will tell me how to think or who I am or where I'm from that's for sure, my sources also tell that the screwdriver guy is actually him the night he lost all his common sense, LOL). Like all the self-loathing bolshevik one-worlder anarchists and galavanting lefty crypto-commie subversives and anarchy-fascists I'm pretty sure he's also a big supporter and fan of Linda Sarsour.



Below is an updated image from 2016 from an event and the only images in the whole internetworld showing the Canadian P.M. waving a Canada flag, and this after a whole year in power and I couldn't find even one instance of even one official Canada flag being waved anywhere at all, that's just plain odd and weird. (It's plain to see and obvious according to visual evidence below and above that Justin Trudeau is simply looking for his new voter/funds bud to stick his dick and jizm up the P.M.'s ass and/or mouth for a better future pension and his Ikea Hjärtevän and furniture policy. Well, at least it's good to know what flag Captain Johnny Canuck and soldiers in Nato are representing and being sent to desert shitholes to get shot and mortared at for and that's the main thing). In this instance since he doesn't know his or the country's identity it's basically everything or nothing goes, do or feel or say whatever the fuck you want basically, heck beat up your wife for progress, like most anarchist subversive lefty-fascist groups just do or say whatever the fuck you want but just make sure to wave the Canada flag. (which would make him a confused identity-less nothing actually, insinuating that a Canadian and he as well, have no core identity and so don't really exist, unlike a Canadian Tire or Dollarama store flag, basically a "Prime Minister of Whatever & Wherever it is or isn't"). He's just pretending to be a gay gendered Philipino Muslim Somalian who's thrilled that the Indian lesbian talibans and native Welsh Ukranian Bubal tribes and Polish Mennonite Buddhists remembered to bring the Chinese beef jerky, Allahu Akbar! (or perhaps he's only pretending to be a Canadian with no identity or not but is instead really your local German Spanish salsa dancing pimp one-worlder commie utopianist subversive with a case of the Egyptian Nunavut blues who plays golf the odd weekend to raise money for more donutburgers for the homeless gay cowboys of Japan, this makes the most sense actually. Allahu Akbar mutherficking yo-yo! (Equally fucko, after millions of Cubans were celebrating the death of Fidel Castro and his personal brutal regime, excecution squads, thousands of murders, reign of terror, political  the oppression and human rights violations, this genius instead expressed "deep sorrow" at the passing of Fidel Castro as a “larger than life” and “a legendary revolutionary and orator who served his people", Waaa? He "served" his people? really?). I think it's because of statements and politicians like this that so many Canadian soldiers are committing suicide over the years after already coming back to Canuckland. (actually leading Nato countries in salaries but also soldier suicides, now that's weird, what's going on?). I  predict there will only just be an increase in world terrorism acts now probably because the prostating and self-loathing by world politicians like this shows weakness, blithering submission and a confused retarded character and irrational personality and so will just end up encouraging more attacks probably, not less. (You'll have to decide which his gender and beef jerky identity is not me because it's pretty obvious unless you're blind). The most embarrassing thing though is that all the penises he was hoping to attract with the flag waving, gyrating and frolicking is apperently being mostly ignored by everyone at the street function, by all except by the one guy raising a glass for the all clear signal to proceed. The only option at this point for dissing his previous photo pals is just some good ol' genital mutilations for his daughter and wife and mother too probably, it's the only way to make ammends to the votership now and the right thing to do.



I should quickly mention since on the topic, another former Canadian Prime Minister's son is Canada's preeminent Hollywood gossip news and fashion/music rumour scoops reporter and the best Canadian Hollywood red carpet scoops reporter, (probably even the best James Corden Carpool Karaoke video analyst east of Flin-Flon), even better than the local Hollywood gossip news and fashion scoops reports, so there may be a common theme or connection here in some apparent way. We need someone to get on this story asap and get the latest scoop about this topic.








Now, Kolinda has already been using tips from Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for her NATO role and duties, which have helped immensely in spreading freedom, civilizational progress and bathroom rights democracy, but she still needs some tips in the closet department. So I got to thinking, and started Googling around. I noticed recently that she took my advice and changed her hair and make up recently. (see pic below). I mentioned how she needs to bring a little more edginess to her presentation, loosen up her hair, experiment with some darker make up and effects and speech poses, point her finger at the audience more, because she's a politician and not a Walmart greeter after all. The recent starudija u prtljažniku can easily be taken care of with with some efficient and smart fashion choices and make up applications I thought.





An updated pic of Kolinda after being elected as the new Croatian President. One can see that there should definitely be more black lace dresses in her closet and less Islamic garb.





Her more recent pics from the other day look almost like a smokey eyeshadow effect was applied, which is good. Even though she has an important position in one of the most powerful organizations in the world, I felt that being prim and proper, cutesy-yootsy and yootsy-primy-lucy all the time had to go. (See link below for more examples) She needed to look a little more edgy and "dangerous". (Like those action packed spy and thriller movies)..yet an attractive dangerous at the same time if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Military organizations and committees are all about taking risks and showing gumption, as they call it down there in Arkansas. Below are some images which will help to show what I mean.....















These above and few recent images at the link are a good step. She decided to let her hair down and went with some darker eye make up. This is good, the eyes stand out more and the viewer is forced to pay attention to see the look in her eyes. This will also make the viewer pay more attention to what she is saying. The smokey eyeshadow-esque effect was the right choice also. (Some other smokey eyeshadow tips HERE). You want to know what kind of creepy little secrets she has swirling around in her mind, or if she's ever shot someone or stepped on a sidewalk crack, bug or flower on purpose. Not the worst choices of hair and clothes by far either, but there's room for improvement. The choice of clothes I will elaborate on below.......








Above and below are some of the typical outfits she is known to wear when at work. (Many more examples HERE) She doesn't always wear a lady suit, which is good. However, I was still very concerned. I think there is ample room to improve and really make a statement. Notice the make up, or lack of make up, compared to her more recent photos.......








This is the way Kolinda has usually been wearing her hair over the last little while. The choice of red is good, not many people can pull off red. You either look smoking hot in red or awful in red. There is no middle ground. Either take the good red clothing to the dry cleaners to get cleaned or use it as a cape for bullfighting, or you can just throw it in the trash. One can also see that in this photo Kolinda has been contemplating wearing more lace type clothes. There is just the slightest hint with the lace trim, but it seems something or someone is holding her back. I'm not in agreement at some of the outfits she's forced to wear, someone is trying to masculinize her and hide her God-given attributes for the sake of equality and conformity, almost a form of reverse discrimination if you ask me.  God gave her a vagina not a penis for gosh darn gee-williker's sake I'll tell you what. (Correct me if I'm wrong) More on this below.......








In the Croatian press Kolinda has been compared to Doris Day, Sheri Lyn Skurkis and even Sandra Dee.





I must add though, that the below two photographs are some good ways to be photographed once in a while too. Being seen in a Croatian soccer (nogomet) jersey is a can't fail. Same goes for shooting a weapon, since she is working for NATO afterall.  They give the effect of being a part of the common people, and will get votes down the road from sports fans and ex-military types if and when she runs for Croatian President. I don't know how good she is with her rifle, but if she is able to take apart and clean her weapon, take apart her magazine and reload it with her eyes closed and then shoot marksman category, that will get her lots of votes too. (Same goes for being able to do some soccer ball tricks, making good corner kicks, etc).......







 Krešimir Žabec/CROPIX





Black leather jacket and shades once in a while is a good idea too. It helps get rid of the stigma attached to holding a higher echelon political position, and so be considered week, a pushover or always prim and proper etc. It gives the impression of not being afraid to get your hands dirty to finish the job, then going for some cold ones later, play some Nine Inch Nails,  KMFDM or Depeche Mode on the jukebox. Giving the impression of being a rebel shows individuality, creativity and the ability to think oustide the box, it's a statement that says you have your own mind and don't need people telling you how to think, look and act etc, and you look fashionable at the same time anyway.......








Now, onto my recommendations for future clothing, which is the whole point of this post. It can best be summed up in 3 words. "Black Lace Dress" Yep, don't underestimate the power of those 3 magical words. Not to be worn everyday of course, but for special occasions and at times when the situation calls for it, perhaps the odd speaking engagement also. Lace black dresses are serious, yet non-serious also. Feminine yet much more. On the plus side, they have a slimming effect on the wearer also. I was going to add images of Croatian models and celebs/singers who I've seen wear similar lace black dresses, but it would be too time consuming. The few examples below will suffice and are just the tip of the iceberg for possibilities.........








This one below would probably be best suited for those hot muggy and humid summer occasions, or when you know there's no air conditioning at the function. Perfect for when meeting and discussing things with officials in Afghanistan, which is a hot place and is part of her duties at times........









The above examples are something more akin to a lacy-fishnet dress, and so would most likely not suffice for Kolinda's NATO gigs, they snag and tear easy and are very hard to get stains out of. However, the fuchsia open toed high heels pictured to the left can definitely be considered, but most likely in another color combination or even a closed toe version. (More about footwear possibilities as you read on)








I don't have to add or explain much here. (See previous Kolinda leather jacket photo) It just goes to show you the versatility of the black leather jacket and how it can be worn on various occasions, including of course with lace black dresses. Sunglasses in this instance would also still be acceptable.......









To be fair, I did find Kolinda wearing a black dress in the above photograph with the 2011 Miss America, Teresa Scanlan. It's not quite what I had in mind, chiffon is not the same as lace, but it's a good sign that she wasn't wearing a lady suit in that instance, or had her hair pulled back librarian style. (The 2011 Miss America also has Croatian background btw, see previous post HERE) Below are some more black lace dresses worth considering......








Below is a rare photograph of a "little black lace dress" view from behind. As you can see, even wearing the hair up and tied back still works. Can you imagine seeing a NATO high official walking to her office dressed like this in the morning?  Would you want to attack or make fun of her country or frizzy hair? I think not. Mind you, I've seen some of the female clothes choices in and around Washington, so it probably would be better to wear the black lace dresses only when attending European location speaking engagements and functions......





More examples of black lace dresses HERE.





Just a few more examples, along with some options for accessories. Lace black dresses usually don't need many accessories though, if any, because the dress is the focal point, it's the "keeping it simple stupid" look, usually just simple silver earrings or a a few bracelets and you're good to go to the NATO gig.......








Another accessory to the lace black dress can be black mummy gloves, a top notch accessory without coming across as one. To some they are an accessory, to others they are a extension of the dress in a modified form. They can be lace or non-lace, to change it up a bit. Silk would not be out of place. More images of lace black dresses and accessory options at the link where I took the photo from: www.anneofcarversville.com......






If mummy gloves are not your style, then just typical normal black gloves will also do.





A black lace dress fashion accessory that should be mentioned also is the dog collar for women. Below are just a few examples. You may be perplexed at first and think surely I jest, but I've noticed this fashion accessory has been very popular with women over the years, and it started making a comeback in the 1980's especially. There are many kinds to choose from, with jingly bells or without, with spikes, studs, a combination of leather and/or other materials, with jewels, thicker styles or thin ones, different sized buckles and rings etc. Lots of options when it comes to women's dog collars I've noticed. I find that they're practical as a neck accessory also. They won't dangle and accidentally dip into the soup when having dinner or snag on clothes etc, no chance of the collar breaking or getting lost either like typical fragile pendants and chains. They used to be popular in the early middle ages and thousands of years before even that actually. Even soldiers used to wear them thousands of years ago, those were usually the ones with spikes. It just goes to show you that military fashion has had a huge impact on today's fashion scene. (Military fashion goes way beyond just camo patterns and boot styes) Now some may think a dog collar would be extreme, as in too contemporary,  alternative or risque, but I say that is a very close-minded and short sighted view, almost a fundamentalism and discrimination actually.

Fashion can not and must not be labeled as such, pigeon-holing fashion to just what a few fashion dictators espouse. It's a black lace dress fashion accessory that immediately gives the appearance of someone to not mess around with and who means business. (Example: "Look buster, I wear a dog collar fashion accessory with my black lace dress, do I look like I'm fucking joking you snot nosed shat out cumwad that your majka should have swallowed?"...)  I should add though, I personally would also highly recommend a tattoo. There are many options available when it comes to tattoos also, especially when it's going to be visible while wearing the lace black dress. Probably a back of the shoulder tattoo would go good with a lace black dress. I think something like a skull and a snake entwined through it's mouth and/or eye sockets would be a good idea. A slogan or a few words underneath or overhead. "Don't tread on me" I think would be apropos and just about right. (Examples) Or something similar written in Croatian could be a better option. She could throw in 'Nato' somewhere also, since she works there and all that. I guarantee the soldiers will stand at attention a lot faster. (She can look at my previous tattoo post for some tips) Anyway......








A perfume option to go with a lace black dress.





...Now, some people may think that a lace black dress is too fancy to be wearing around the offices and hallways of NATO. Too fashionable (if there is such a thing), but au contraire. Nothing could be further from the truth. The black lace dress is one of the most simple and straightforward items of clothing for women that was probably invented. A few examples below to show what I mean.....





When at the library. Yep, the library. I don't see a problem here at all and it actually makes perfect sense. What are you gonna wear when taking out books on art or the arts? Pantaloons or basketball shorts? The following few images are taken from www.swide.com



When doing some fixing around the house or apartment, painting, stripping or applying wallpaper, sanding, caulking etc.



When going to grab some french fried potatoes and gravy at the local eatery, or a cup of java and a big slice of pie at the coffee shop.



When heading out to the cottage, when chopping wood or fixing the fence. (I'll put some photo examples of when at the shooting range when I get around to it)



As you can see below, a high above the knee black lace dress would not be out of place when doing your regular slaughtering chores either, in this case gutting a pig. Somebody has to put the pork chops on your table afterall, many people forget that. (Actually it's a good look for any kind of slaughtering, stabbing or gutting scenarios)





Now we come to some lace black dress options for those really fancy NATO and UN dinner parties and soirées, or those gala's when handing out medals and awards and such. (Probably best for those kinds of speaking engagements and medal/award handing out occasions when it's known beforehand that they will be serving red wine with filet mignon or even roast duck or some kind of pheasant) That's about it regarding this topic. I think if Kolinda was to step it up in the lace black dress department, a future Croatian Presidential campaign would be a no contest. I didn't touch here upon footwear here though, more about Kolinda footwear possibilities at a previous post HERE......








This one I feel is a pretty good example of using a hat as the accessory. The example below is akin to an officers hat, so it would be ideal for more official ceremonies, where there will be lots of officers present or at a military parade function......








Although I'm not keen on the hairstyle presented here, I like this below example for a few reasons. Firstly, it has nothing to do with baseball. (When you see the lace black dress the last thing you will be thinking about is baseball, or any sports actually) Secondly, since she is already sitting on a sofa, one can see the effect presented when sitting down for discussions with leaders and representatives in Afghanistan. Notice again the lack of accessories. This is what would be termed going "basic black lace dress" or "commando black lace dress". At the Afghanistan luncheon she will find extra portions of Kalah Gunjeshk and Kalah Chuquki on her plate for sure. (Careful though, lace black dresses are fragile and could split if you eat too many, the stitching is very delicate many times)








I decided to throw in these below black lace dress options for a variety of reasons. Firstly, do you notice it? That's right!...the golden embroidery is the accessory, it is actually part of the dress. An accent that is the accessory. These examples would be ideal for when wanting to wear the lace black dress, but still wanting some kind of accessory to go with the shoes which have some gold highlights. Also, notice the knee high socks, the knee high socks would be an excellent addition when at a function and you want the audience to know that you are an eclectic planner and are always thinking outside the box. Knee high socks are also practical as well as fashionable, I think so anyway. (The generals will be scrambling to attention with pens and paper and asking her which countries she would like them to invade) I would highly recommend the below versions for speaking engagements where there is baroque, art deco or art nouveau architecture or art to be found in the building or on the premises.......








I was going to get into possible lingerie options with my recommendations, if you know what I mean, but that's a whole other topic and deserves a post of it's own. (Some options here worth considering) Doing this post actually brought a bunch of other things and topics I wouldn't mind elaborating on, with some very creative and interesting options, but I'll leave that for another time. At the end of the day though, whether Kolinda decides to go lace black dress, or non-lace black dress, she will still be much more fashionable than the Serb woman below and that's the main thing after all. Long live the black lace dress!









2 comments :

Karla Bathrick said...

I'm in love with your jacket, gorgeous outfit!
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HroBaToS-AuToPiLoTaS said...

Awww, you're so sweet, you remind me of that singer Lorde. Did you know that she's part Croatian too?..and I've seen pics of her wearing a leather jacket too. Wierd huh? You should try out that new Lorde smokey eyes makeup and eyeliner, very hot. I dated a Karla once in the army during my days with the Hive, anyway thanx for the kudos Pinky Karla!

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