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Thursday, 8 May 2014

What Do You Call A Cock Sucker Fucko In The NHL?.....'Milan Lucic'






I decided to quickly throw this one here because I came across it while doing my Zagreb Bears in 2014 Spengler Cup post from yesterday. Just like in soccer/football, I'm not particularly religious when it comes to which hockey club I follow, who I cheer for or against. I don't eat, sleep and obsess about a particular team. However, I'm just going to add a few personal points, since I used to play minor league hockey and had a similar situation happen to me. (Although I was 14 or 15 at the time)  Anyway, there's uncalled for stick action, like slashing a leg, arm, shoulder etc, because it happens all the time, especially come the playoffs.

These few recent examples below though, (which form a continuum from some of his other infractions over the past few years) is just fucko. It's all fun and games and whatever, until the guy has to have a nut amputated. If the reader is or was a hockey player, I don't think I need to remind you that a hockey stick blade rammed/reamed up around them parts is not something that feels great at all. I rank this right up there on the evil scale with stealing candy from a baby, mugging a poor and blind old person, selling crack to school children or raping a defenceless granny, it's uncalled for lowbrow hockey philistinism in my books, or just another prime example(s) of the complex of a mentally ill persona when everything is taken into consideration, and/or just that very common serbo-infantile fucko syndrome.  (Personally, I would turn around and on the next shift make him eat a hockey stick sideways, a goalie hockey stick, or chop his throat or eye balls) There's probably going to be Bruin's fans who will dislike this view and post, but that's free speech and I tell it like it is and the way I see it. I'm not limited by corporate sponsorship or teleprompter guidelines. (If it was Luke Gazdic, Cory Sarich or heck even Marc-Édouard Vlasic doing it to Zdeno Chara, then they would probably agree) Basically, there's playoff hockey cheap shots, (late check, leg or shoulder slash usually involving a nearby puck) and then there's going beyond a line, a holy of holies area/line that is never, ever to even be considered as crossing because it's the law. The unwritten law of hockey. It's not the way the rest of the world plays hockey. It would be fine and actually highly encouraged on medieval battlefields with axes, swords and clubs with sharp spikes, (or when coming across some pointless ghetto-shitfuck on a city street)...but not on NHL ice-rinks in the 21st century.

His actions are very discerning, especially considering he plays in a league where he's supposed to come across as a 'professional' athlete. On the contrary, his professionalism and sports 'modus operandi' reminds me of his peoples other historical highlights and Srb religion tennets over the years, especially in the 90's. None other than the Serb chetnik-taliban religion, the same one that promoted shelling and sniping from behind come to think of it. (It's common knowledge that Srbs were most likely involved with the Boston Marathon bombing as you all know by now)

I can tell you one thing though, over the past few years especially, I've come across quite the number of Serbs, and even others, who use these kinds of behind the back methods, hockey stick or non-hockey sticks, it's still the same fuckoism. I'm pretty sure he was one of those guys in high school who would go up behind the minor-niners and do gotchy pulls. Only Srbian pussy shits will do stuff like that, which is self-explanatory and explains the self.  (Oh, didn't I tell you? Coincidentally he's Srbian background btw which is the coincidental part of this self-explanatory examination) It's for reasons like this that so many Serbs get shot wherever they go. If he does this again next time to a player that just happens to be Swedish, who ends up getting a testicle amputated, then hmm hmm hmmm.. Anyway, enjoy......



More information: www.sbnation.com

www.torontosun.com

www.thehockeynews.com



Typical Serbian cultural FAGGOTRY on ice.





Extended version.




Updated and bonus even more recent footage. (Shouldn't he be a tag team wrestler instead with Abdullah the Butcher?)






Update: November 4, 2014.


I had to come back and update this story, update it with more pathetic displays of Lucic cocksucker-isms. In a nutshell, after recently involved in more of his from behind antics against Dalton Prout of the Columbus Blue Jackets, Prout simply ended up sending Lucic to the ice with a fairly good square on right hand. But the funny thing in this cased is though, after Lucic started with his behind the back antics again as usual, Prout and Lucic were face to face getting ready for the inevitable, Lucic started it and now it was time for business. However, now Lucic is crying to the press and media that what Prout did was "gutless".  How's that for bizarre and typical? See int the gif how the gutless guy did.









I kid you not. Bruins Milan Lucic Calls Dalton Prout Punch Gutless is title of one of the sports articles. Is he talking about the same game and players involved? Did he come from behind and stick Lucic's nutsack with his stick? Watch the longer version below to see what led to the punch out. Notice how they were face to face with space and time and there was no gutless behind the back crap.(Except when Lucic hits Prout in the head...again from behind as usual)  Did he think Prout threw his gloves because "Ok, I'm gonna blow into my hands now because they're sort of chilly?". He can now go around crying gutless this, yellow-bellied that whatever, but he started it and received a righteous right hand. (I just don't understand why Prout didn't give another 2, 3 or 5 shots after the first one, I would have maybe ripped his adams apple out and shoved it down his serbgoat mouth, now that would be really cool) That's about all I have to add. Decide for yourselves.










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